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Pilgrims and ISE’s…

Saturday, November 18th, 2006

Gobble, gobble.

Tonight was the ISE Thanksgiving dinner. The chef from Caterpillar roasted turkey, made mashed potatoes, gravy, green beans, corn. The ISE’s brought stuffing (that’s what I made.. it can be done with day old baguettes), sweet potatoes, veggie trays, hummus, and pumpkin pie. It was complete. There were games and crafts for the little ones, so Kaitlyn was happy. She also enjoyed stuffing herself with tomatoes, potatoes and turkey. All things she still thinks are good finger foods. (note to self: you have to bring your own place settings. Next year bring dessert plates and milk for the coffee!)

Before we got to dig in, one of the ISE’s who has been here a while stood up and spoke. He had a presentation pointing out how the ISE’s are similar to the pilgrims. (watch it at http://boastteam.com/Thanksgiving2006/)  There were pictures of the mind-numbing house hunt, movers packing, the piles of boxes after unpacking, the confusion that can be Carrefour, the friends you make, the places you see… some just minutes from your door. It nearly made me cry, I’m such a sap. It made me thankful for having a room full of people who all understood everything we’ve been going through since we found out in June we were coming here. It made me thankful for the opportunity we’ve been given to see and learn so much more than most Americans ever get to. It made me thankful that our family in the US supported our decision to come here, and all plan to come visit. It made me thankful for Bill and Kaitlyn.

Parlez Vous Boujoulais?

Friday, November 17th, 2006
The Nouveau Boujoulais is out… and that means time for parties. It’s a tradition. Or an excuse to get together.  (http://www.intowine.com/beaujolais2.html)

We’ve been told the nouveau boujoulais is nothing special. Not good, even. That wasn’t why we decided to go to a nouveau boujoulais soiree held tonight at Kaitlyn’s school. (A school holding a wine party… would never fly in the US.) We went because it was a chance to socialize, even if it means speaking French.

That sounds so good in theory. But when we got there tonight, I was terrified we’d actually have no choice but to speak French ALL NIGHT. What was I thinking????

What a relief when a bunch of ISE’s from Caterpillar were hovering around the door. That bubble burst when we discovered the seats at the English table were all taken. Mind you, three people came in after us and wormed their way into seats at the coveted table. No matter. The chairs we got might as well have been across the Atlantic. All French people. My big, brave idea sure seemed, well, stupid right about then.

I left the table to tend to a Kaitlyn crisis (there were many), and when I got back I heard Bill talking to the man next to him. He introduced me to Pierre. Enchantee, I said. Pierre spoke English. He’s even done some business in Raleigh. I was a wee bit disappointed that I didn’t get to practice my French. So during a lull, I asked the headmistress about Kaitlyn’s teacher. She’s been out for a couple of weeks. Turns out, her foot is broken. Yup, I got all that. Ok, so that’s one sentence, and she said it with some hand gestures, but still I understood. I didn’t get the rest of what she was saying, because it was just so loud in that room. No, really, it was loud!

Anyway, Pierre was very kind and kept talking to us in English. And as the evening wore on, I decided to just go ahead and throw out some of my bad French. He not only understood it, mostly, but he encouraged me to keep doing it! What was he thinking? It was like telling Pandora, “sure, open that box, no biggie.”

I bored him with my French about watching football and eating too much on Thanksgiving, although I was completely unable to come up with a translation for Thanksgiving. I wowed him with my ability to tell him that I like… what did I say I like? I don’t even remember. I have no idea what French I tried to babble. But he was so very, very nice to listen to it and to keep on talking to me despite it!

At one point, it was as if Pierre had actually read a page out of my French lessons… word for word he asked me a sentence that I learned just this week… a sentence my teacher said would be very, very used. I knew how to answer, just not in French. But at least I knew what he was asking. (He asked what we normally do on the weekends. I barely had an answer in English, then we agreed that we haven’t been here long enough to come up with a “normally” yet. Whew)

How was the boujoulais? Don’t know. We didn’t even try any. You had to buy a bottle of wine there (I’d forgotten that part) and Bill thought all the bottles were boujoulais. That would only make sense at a boujoulais party. Not so. Although, one of the ISE’s who did buy a boujoulais wandered over to our table to tell us to be glad we had something different in our glasses. Maybe. But in the end, we were glad we had something other than English at our table.

*warning: Julie if you read this you will find out what your birthday gift is*

Thursday, November 16th, 2006

A formerly simple task turned into a real test of my French … and resulted in an amazing sense of accomplishment today. I went to the post office (La Poste) to mail a package.

I started at the tiny Poste in town. It’s one room and one guy sitting behind a counter amid piles of I’m not even sure what. He was very, very friendly. As soon as I walked in, he was chatting up a storm. I couldn’t catch most of what he was saying. I just smiled, nodded, and plodded ahead to my task at hand. I pulled a bottle of wine out of my purse and said (not very well) that I needed to send it to the US. He was sorry, but he didn’t have the right box. Of course, they have special boxes made to mail wine bottles. Maybe they have it in Uriage. Maybe I couldn’t conduct my business with him, but he was determined to hold a conversation with me. He asked me if it was a bottle of the nouveau Beaujolais. It’s apparently just come out. We’re actually planning on going to a nouveau Beaujolais soiree tomorrow night at the school. Anyway, I said no. Then, to my own amazement, I told him that it’s a bottle I like and that it is for my sister-in-law’s birthday. My grammar wasn’t exactly right, but it didn’t matter. He understood. And that made him even more apologetic that he didn’t have the right box. He seems like one of those people who if you manage to make up reasons to go to La Poste often enough, he’d make extra sure to help you out.

He’d suggested La Poste en Uriage, so I went back to my car (stopping at the boulangerie on the way… need to become a familiar face in there, too) and drove down the hill. The Poste there isn’t huge, but it is bigger than in St Martin. The clerk is behind a window, and there’s a room behind that. There’s also a door that I think leads to the bank area of the Poste. The Poste there is also busier, and I had to wait in line. Normally, nothing more than a nuisance but of course this morning, I was watching the clock because I had to be out in 25 minutes to get Kaitlyn from school. That had me a little worried, since fast and French do not go together.

Once I made it up to the window, I started again with my half-French half-mime routine. Je voudrias poster cette van aux etas unis. Probably a grammatical hatchet job on the language. But the woman knew what I wanted. She wasn’t sure if she had the box, and disappeared into the back room. It felt like she was gone forever. And since she is the only clerk, I was worried the people behind me were getting impatient. I forgot, that’s what people in line do at home. This is France, where you just wait patiently. She finally reappeared with the box and the guy from the bank who was apparently charged with putting the box together. I filled out the shipping form – missing only the spot for my signature which I’d looked for but didn’t see – while he struggled with the cardboard puzzle. He came out into the lobby, took my bottle and carefully boxed it up. Watching him I realized that folding the cardboard into the box isn’t easy… and that he isn’t an engineer. But he got it done. Merci, boucoup! Je ne fais pas! Another hatchet job, but again I think he got the idea.

Now, the bottle of wine is on it’s way to California. I’m thrilled I tackled a little French all on my own, and got done what I wanted. Tomorrow I need to send a letter to North Carolina. I think I’ll go back to the Poste in St Martin and let that nice man know that I got that box… now if he can just help me with this letter…

Quite a lesson!

Wednesday, November 15th, 2006

Kaitlyn and I got quite a lesson today in, uh, the French way I guess we’ll call it.

I decided that I was not going to spend another Wednesday stuck in the house. With French lessons from 13:00 to 15:00, generally followed by a desperately needed nap (which can last as late as 18:00 if I let it, which I usually do), morning was our only hope.

I simply wanted to go to the market, get some veggies to go with dinner tonight, stop by the boulangerie for a baguette and dash into the Petite Casino for a bottle of milk. The playground is right next to where the market sets up, so I figured it was a win-win plan.

At the veggie stand, a little girl who couldn’t have been more than two showed the world she doesn’t need a diaper. Right there, just a few feet away on a little patch of dirt, she pulled down her pants and her underwear, balanced herself quite masterfully and aimed like a pro while she answered nature’s call. “What is she doing?” Kaitlyn asked. I hoped the others around us didn’t speak English. “She’s going pee pee!” Kaitlyn announced. “Why?” Good question. I suppose it’s more acceptable for a little boy to trot off toward a tree and turn his back to anyone around while he goes. But for a girl to just squat down and pee with people stepping over her, well that was just something I hadn’t expected to see let alone explain. “I guess she had to go and that was better than having an accident.” Kaitlyn thought about this for a second. Then, as I feared would happen next she said “I have to go!” You have to understand, when she does go she can barely aim inside a toilet, there is no way she can aim straight down between her legs while still missing her pants. Despite my protests, she went over to nearly the same spot, and sorta squatted down then ran back to me. She’d pretended, she told me. Thank goodness that was all. I’d like to hope she won’t remember that solution to needing to go. But her memory is too good… especially for the things we don’t want her to remember.

Eating out

Sunday, November 12th, 2006

Last night, Bill and I managed to have a grown-up night-out. A brother-sister teenage babysitting duo volunteered to sit for us… at their home so mom and dad were home in case of a real emergency. The first restaurant we’d called to make reservations was closed because Saturday was a bank holiday. I was not giving up my night out… so Bill found a restaurant he’d remembered driving by. Or so we thought.

After dropping off Kaitlyn we headed up the mountain to our awaiting table. Up and up and up… past where Bill thought we were going… into a national forest… up and up and up… Finally we saw the sign for the hotel/restaurant we’d called. It wasn’t big or fancy, which around here means absolutely nothing. The small parking lot had about half a dozen cars in it – almost all pricey BMW’s. Bill said that was a good sign. But being so far up the mountain and apparently so far in the middle of nowhere, Bill was a bit worried that our French would really be put to the test.

Inside, the woman behind the desk smiled and led us into the dining room and said “sit wherever you want… but I have to warn you a loud party of ten will be sitting at that table.” I know for certain that is what she said because she did so with perfect English. It’s always kind of a let-down when we go out and someone speaks to us in English, because I kind of do want the chance to practice my French. But it’s always kind of a relief, too.

The décor was more reminiscent of a Cracker Barrel than of what I’d think of as a French restaurant. I guess it goes to show, cheesy country is cheesy country wherever you are. Teddy bears were everywhere you looked, including hanging off a lampshade and peering over Bill’s arm while we ate. Each table’s salt and pepper shakers were on a little piece of wood with fake fauna and an animal. Ours was a cow. Bill noticed the people behind us had a beaver guarding the seasonings.

I’d secretly been hoping for some scallops, but didn’t see any on the menu. (I have learned to recognize things I really like… and things I really hate) We settled in on a meal for two which we deciphered as some sort of beef fondue. I hadn’t quite had enough of a chance to figure out what were on the different salad choices, so after Bill ordered I went for the old stand-by “meme chose.” Same choice. Yea, I’m a chicken. But I was a happy chicken when I tasted the salad. Mind you, top to bottom it was all stuff I’d have been reluctant to eat at home. I’d have never in a million years imagined Bill would touch it. The lettuce looked like weeds, the cheese was a little strong (I still fear the cheese here), there were little chunks of bacon (apparently that’s what was listed as “lard”), crutons soaked in bacon grease, no real dressing except for the grease and maybe some vinegar, walnuts and black olives. Oh, and tomatoes. It was one of the best salads I’ve ever had. Bill ate even more of his than I ate of mine.

Then, the main course arrived. Yes, we’d guessed right that we had to do the cooking ourselves at the table. (kind of funny since one reason to go out was to not have to cook!) But it wasn’t done by plunging the meat into boiling oil, which had been my assumption. It was done by sticking the slices of beef onto the side of this big, sizzling hot bell contraption the waiter brought to the table. It was pretty good. There were three sauces to go with it and potatoes, broccoli and broiled tomatoes.

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I was a bit disappointed the dessert choices did not include any chocolate. Three kinds of tarts. I picked pear. Bill ordered la meme chose. He didn’t mean to – he thought I’d ordered the berries. So we went out to dinner to a place we didn’t mean to go to and ended up eating the exact same things and cooking it ourselves! The only thing we didn’t have to do was the dishes!

Laundry melt-down

Saturday, November 11th, 2006

power in France: part deux

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Thank goodness we decided to work on putting together shelves and putting away the final boxes while doing a little laundry this morning. Because we nearly burned down the house and very well might have if we’d done that laundry then left the house.

I was walking by the washer/dryer and thought I smelled something burning. But I seem to always think I’m smelling something burning and Bill says my nose is mistaken.

Apparently, my nose was right.

A little later, I walked by the washer and dryer and noticed the washer had stopped washing mid-cycle. My nose had been trying to tell me what was going on… the outlet we’d plugged both appliances into with the help of a thingie to turn a single-plug outlet into a double-plug outlet was melting. All this time I’ve been smelling the plastic and wires smouldering.

Now, one who comes from a country filled with gfci outlets and breakers that actually break when there is a problem and regulations for plugging in one’s dryer to begin with wouldn’t expect your outlet to just melt. The breaker never tripped. It’s as if when they built this house just two years ago, the owners simply could not imagine ever – ever – wanting to plug in more than just a dinky French washing machine there. Apparently, he figured that even when it is zero degrees celcius outside, that’s where you dry your clothes. (How do clothes dry outside when it is freezing?)

Engineer Bill pulled out the melted outlet. I don’t understand exactly what he said other than this: it wasn’t the right outlet for that spot.

He found another, unmelted, outlet in the garage and installed that. Now we can use the washer and dryer… just not at the same time.

power of France

Friday, November 10th, 2006

Tonight we learned that power in France is about more than plug converters and transformers.

Bill has been trying to set up the computer… and all that goes with it. I’m not even sure what “all that” really involves other than a tangle of cords and plugs and battery back up thingamagiggers. Nearly every time he plugs something in, all the power in the house goes out. Plug in… lights out… plug in… lights out. Now maybe to those who have called France home all their lives, this is totally normal. Expected even. For those of us who have called France home for a few weeks, it is frustrating. Annoying even.

The root of this evil in our maison seems to be traceable to one power strip that the electricity just doesn’t like. No, mabye Bill said it is one transformer. Yea, that’s it the transformer. So the expensive (I still don’t know what we paid and still don’t want to) transformer he bought in the United States yields our home power-less. Good if you’re talking about a super hero taking on an evil scientist. Bad if you’re talking about plugging ordinary items into a socket.

I’m not saying we should just chuck all of our American goods and rush out to Carrefour to buy French stuff. But I do think that messing around with transformers and the like to do something as routine as plug in an alarm clock isn’t really worth the hassle. For what I’m going to imagine is a small fraction of the cost of the transformer in the bedroom, we could have bought a clock that not only plugs directly into the wall but that you can actually set. For whatever reason, the clock we have juiced up with good ol’ American help cannot tell the time. I’m just going to go turn on my French coffee pot and brew a little java… er, cafe… and sit back and enjoy the candlelight.

Thanksgiving

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

Today I put out my Thanksgiving decorations. There’s the little turkey wearing a sign that says “eat beef.” The tin bucket thingie that says “give thanks” and, of course, the glass turkey candy dish. Kaitlyn and I made a turkey out of construction paper, which she painted. It is lovely.

I am not really sure why I felt such a burning desire to display my dinde doo-dads. (note: dinde is turkey in French. Something I wish I’d known the other day at… yes, Carrefour… when I kept seeing poultry labeled “dinde” but I was too afraid to buy it because there was no picture. Duh, like how many kinds of poultry are there other than chicken which I know is poulet, duck which I know is canard and TURKEY? DUH)

Anyway, I have now seasoned my home with a taste of Thanksgiving… a holiday I had to explain to my French teacher. Before I moved, someone pointed out my near obsession with being able to obtain Thanksgiving food here. (I even had read that there is a store in Paris where one can buy American food. The name? Thanksgiving, of course. A Google search shows it is true.) I explained it away, saying I just love the foods served at the traditional gorging. True enough. I do. I could eat them all the time. But that isn’t really why I have latched onto the holiday this year. Suddenly, I feel some need to really think about what it is that I am thankful for.

Ok. Let’s think about it.

My husband. He doesn’t always listen but he’s always, ALWAYS there for me.

My daughter. See above note about husband, it pretty much applies here.

My family.

My friends. I found out when I left North Carolina just how many friends I’d really made.

My French-English dictionary.

Getting our zzzzzz’s… and more!

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Tonight for the first time in so long I cannot remember any different, Kaitlyn fell asleep in her own room, in her own bed, all by herself without saying “will you sleep with me?” or getting out of bed even once, let alone the usual three-thousand times.

Oh, this morning, our sea shipment came.

I think she finally feels like everything is ok.

Although at some point in the day she became completely obsessed with getting her plastic sword. Over and over she asked where her sword was. We’d take her out to the garage and show her the giant pile of boxes and say it’s in one of these, we’ll find it. Then she’d cry and ask where her sword was. Bill is such a good Daddy, he went through the boxes labeled “toys” until he found it. Luckily, he only had to open about half a dozen.

We have all been, in our own ways, on pins and needles waiting for the shipment to arrive. It definitely signals “hey, this is where you live now.” Until today, it all felt like some sort of wacky, drawn out vacation.

Not to say that getting our stuff into our house was as easy as the movers bringing in some boxes. Oh, no!

First, they had to wait for the container to arrive at the bottom of the hill. That truck was too big to traverse our windy, not-really-more-than-one-lane road. Two guys would take the smaller truck down to the bigger truck, unload from our sea container into the truck, drive that up the hill, unload from that truck into our garage with the help of a third guy, then two would go back for more stuff while the poor third guy schlepped stuff from the garage into the house. It took three small truckloads to bring all the stuff up the hill. They have to come back tomorrow to bring the last garage-load into the house. They laughed at the number of boxes we said went into the bathroom and they finally said there was no more room in the kitchen for any more. I spent the evening unpacking the boxes that had filled the kitchen and made one very troubling discovery: the kitchen here is not very big! I was so tired and so frustrated, but I had to finish so tomorrow they can drag the last few kitchen boxes in for me.

The rental furniture won’t be picked up until next week. Whatever. Bill and I can drag it into the garage. Tonight when he got home from work (at 9pm) he put our bed together then carried the rental bed into the garage. I was never so happy to see that big ol’ bed of ours. When I found the two boxes marked “MBR pillows” I nearly ripped them open with my teeth I wanted to get to those pillows so badly! I positively cannot wait to climb into my own bed and put my head down on my own pillow and hopefully, finally get a real good night’s sleep. Lately I have been having rather troubling nightmares that wake me up and keep me up. The other night I dreamt that Kaitlyn was missing. Then I dreamt that we were going on our cruise and while we were waiting to board the ship the whole thing just tipped over on its side. Tonight, hopefully I’ll dream of French words for bedroom and couch… and home.

Rugby

Sunday, October 29th, 2006

Bill is watching rugby on tv. Which is most funny because you cannot pay Bill to watch American football on tv at home.

But what may be most troubling about it… he is starting to understand the game.