I went to the mall today and couldn’t believe my eyes. No, they didn’t have clothes sizes for normal people. But they did have Kids. Real, honest to goodness Keds. With a little sign on the display showing off the familiar blue label. Granted, the Keds they were selling aren’t the tried-and-true plain white variety. They were sparkley. Or with fruit on them. But, hey, they were Keds. Maybe I won’t be a foot-fashion outcast the whole time I live here after all.