{"id":762,"date":"2009-09-24T23:56:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=762"},"modified":"2009-09-24T23:56:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T22:56:00","slug":"you-know-your-car-is-dirty-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=762","title":{"rendered":"you know your car is dirty when&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Passed a GMC Pacer today on the road.  It looked to be in mint condition.  If a Pacer can ever be in \u0093mint\u0094 condition.  It definitely looked well taken care of.  Shiny.  Even the chrome sparkled.  <\/p>\n<p>\tThis bothers me.  Because it looked better than my car.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe owner must never have let a Polly-Pocket-toting, snack-eating, drink-spilling, muddy-shoe-wearing six year old ride in the car.  I don\u0092t think that tactic will work for me.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Passed a GMC Pacer today on the road. It looked to be in mint condition. If a Pacer can ever be in \u0093mint\u0094 condition. It definitely looked well taken care of. Shiny. Even the chrome sparkled. This bothers me. Because it looked better than my car. The owner must never have let a Polly-Pocket-toting, snack-eating, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}