{"id":661,"date":"2008-10-09T20:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-09T19:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=661"},"modified":"2008-10-09T20:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-09T19:44:00","slug":"eeeww-gross","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=661","title":{"rendered":"eeeww&#8230;. gross&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tIt&#8217;s a common problem in France that I&#8217;ve been a wee bit too smug about avoiding&#8230;. until now.  Kaitlyn won&#8217;t be going to school tomorrow.  We&#8217;ll be going to the pharmacy and buying whatever it is you need for lice.  <\/p>\n<p>\tHonestly, I can&#8217;t think of anything grosser that I want to deal with any less.   It&#8217;s a mix of many of the things I detest most.  The idea of combing through Kaitlyn&#8217;s hair purposely hunting bugs and their eggs&#8230;. makes me shudder.   And she&#8217;s so not good at letting us comb her hair; it isn&#8217;t going to help.  <\/p>\n<p>\tI remember when I was about Kaitlyn&#8217;s age, there was a case of lice at my school.  My mom told me she had to check my head for bugs and I don&#8217;t remember my exact reaction but I&#8217;m going to guess it was something close to unglued.  From that moment forward I thought there could be nothing more skin-crawling.  Except maybe bed bugs.  Blech. <\/p>\n<p>\tI feel rather guilty; she&#8217;s been complaining for days of having an itchy head.  I&#8217;ve been looking for the buggers since they&#8217;re a constant problem at school&#8230; but haven&#8217;t seen a thing.  Then tonight, Bill found one.  Not the eggs, like people told me we&#8217;d find.  A big, brown, fast, nasty bug who&#8217;s been feasting on my little girl&#8217;s neck.  Gross.<\/p>\n<p>\tAnd now my head is itchy.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a common problem in France that I&#8217;ve been a wee bit too smug about avoiding&#8230;. until now. Kaitlyn won&#8217;t be going to school tomorrow. We&#8217;ll be going to the pharmacy and buying whatever it is you need for lice. Honestly, I can&#8217;t think of anything grosser that I want to deal with any less. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}