{"id":580,"date":"2008-07-02T21:27:29","date_gmt":"2008-07-02T20:27:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=580"},"modified":"2008-07-02T21:27:29","modified_gmt":"2008-07-02T20:27:29","slug":"hamster-update","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=580","title":{"rendered":"hamster update"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tTrue to her word, this evening Kaitlyn asked me for a paper towel so she could walk around and pick up the rodent droppings deposited by the hamster while he spun in his exercise ball.  For those who have never had the joy of a hamster in the house, they are basically pooping machines that leave little pellets everywhere&#8230; all the time.<\/p>\n<p>\tAnyway, she picked up and washed her hands.  Yes, I did have to explain to her that one does not put the towel with the tiny turds on the kitchen counter.  But at least I only had to tell her once.  So far.<\/p>\n<p>\tShe doesn&#8217;t pick up her Polly Pocket shoes with as much gusto as she picked up that shit.  That&#8217;s one point for the rodent&#8230; minus one for the plastic girl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>True to her word, this evening Kaitlyn asked me for a paper towel so she could walk around and pick up the rodent droppings deposited by the hamster while he spun in his exercise ball. For those who have never had the joy of a hamster in the house, they are basically pooping machines that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-580","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=580"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/580\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=580"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=580"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=580"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}