{"id":463,"date":"2008-03-10T20:00:10","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T19:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=463"},"modified":"2008-03-10T20:00:10","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T19:00:10","slug":"well-who-doesnt-like-presents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=463","title":{"rendered":"well, who doesn&#8217;t like presents?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tKaitlyn&#8217;s ear infection might be affecting her hearing.<\/p>\n<p>\tTonight at dinner she asked me how cheese is made.  I told her you put milk and salt and other stuff together, pour it into molds, put it in the basement for a couple of years (yes, I was making it up), then package it and send it to the store.  She wanted to know what I meant by packages&#8230; if it&#8217;s like presents.<\/p>\n<p>\tBill said \u0093yes, cheese is like presents.\u0094  <\/p>\n<p>\tAnd Kaitlyn said \u0093Jesus likes presents?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kaitlyn&#8217;s ear infection might be affecting her hearing. Tonight at dinner she asked me how cheese is made. I told her you put milk and salt and other stuff together, pour it into molds, put it in the basement for a couple of years (yes, I was making it up), then package it and send [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}