{"id":425,"date":"2008-01-20T22:42:19","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T21:42:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=425"},"modified":"2008-01-23T22:46:31","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T21:46:31","slug":"happy-birthday-bill-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Bill!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tWhile we were waiting (and waiting, and waiting, and waiting) for the check after dinner tonight, I took Kaitlyn to the bathroom.  On the way back, I saw a gray haired man sitting near our table and wondered where he&#8217;d come from.  Then I realized, that gray haired man was Bill.<\/p>\n<p>\tHappy 40th!<\/p>\n<p>\tMaybe Patrick can give him some Grecian Formula usage tips.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While we were waiting (and waiting, and waiting, and waiting) for the check after dinner tonight, I took Kaitlyn to the bathroom. On the way back, I saw a gray haired man sitting near our table and wondered where he&#8217;d come from. Then I realized, that gray haired man was Bill. Happy 40th! Maybe Patrick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}