{"id":416,"date":"2008-01-14T23:09:59","date_gmt":"2008-01-14T22:09:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=416"},"modified":"2008-01-14T23:09:59","modified_gmt":"2008-01-14T22:09:59","slug":"why-i-normally-dont-answer-the-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=416","title":{"rendered":"Why I normally don&#8217;t answer the phone&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tSo on my way to the ski resort this morning, my cell phone rang.  Normally,  I wouldn&#8217;t answer the phone while driving (especially on a potentially slippery mountain road), but I was expecting a call from my fellow skier, so I had on my hands-free thingie.  As soon as I answered, I knew I&#8217;d made a terrible mistake.  It was not my friend, Carol.  It was the man from the VW dealership talking to me in French.<\/p>\n<p>\tHe kept telling me he was calling about my car and wanted to make an appointment for me to bring it in.  Now, I didn&#8217;t know which car dealership he was calling from.  I only caught that he was calling from blah-blah-blah in Grenoble about my voiture.  Now, my car is begging me to take it in for what it calls \u0093service c.\u0094  It&#8217;s a trip I&#8217;ve been putting off until I get back from London next week.  As this man is babbling on to me about my voiture and making a rendez-vous, I&#8217;m thinking \u0093did my car show up in some computer at the Mercedes dealership and they knew to call me because I&#8217;m neglecting to tend to this matter?\u0094  About when that stupid thought crossed my  mind, the man said \u0093Golf.\u0094  Oh&#8230; he&#8217;s calling about Bill&#8217;s car.  <\/p>\n<p>\tI had taken Bill&#8217;s car to the dealership in December.  When I picked it up, they told me they&#8217;d had to order a part for the backup alarm and to come back in a week.  I ended up canceling that appointment because it was just too hard without Bill around to take the car to the not-very-close dealership for an entire day.  I couldn&#8217;t reschedule at the time because their computer was down.  Bill and I decided to just not worry about it.  This guy isn&#8217;t going to let it drop.  He told me I had to bring in the car.  I told him I cannot do it right now because it&#8217;s too hard without Bill here and I could do it in February.  February!  Oh, no no no!  Then he said the magic word: guarantee.  Guarantee?  Ok, I am sure that Bill backing into something and breaking his sensor is not covered by a guarantee.  I am confused but also convinced this is important.  I tell him I don&#8217;t have my calendar with me (true) and that I&#8217;ll have to call him back.  Or I said words close enough to that that he understood.  <\/p>\n<p>\tThere&#8217;s no way I&#8217;m calling this guy back.  Sounds like a good French lesson tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So on my way to the ski resort this morning, my cell phone rang. Normally, I wouldn&#8217;t answer the phone while driving (especially on a potentially slippery mountain road), but I was expecting a call from my fellow skier, so I had on my hands-free thingie. As soon as I answered, I knew I&#8217;d made [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}