{"id":336,"date":"2007-10-05T02:05:16","date_gmt":"2007-10-05T07:05:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=336"},"modified":"2007-10-05T02:05:16","modified_gmt":"2007-10-05T07:05:16","slug":"birthday-shopping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=336","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Shopping"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tThe prospect of spending the afternoon shopping, lavishing myself with the birthday gifts I was instructed to buy myself sounded lovely.  The reality was, it wasn&#8217;t really so much fun.   I went to the mall instead of going downtown&#8230; likely a mistake.  The mall is so small that I&#8217;d circled the entire place within 20 minutes of arriving.  Even the stores that are also located in the shopping district downtown are smaller and don&#8217;t carry everything the others do.  The department store in the mall is a serious let-down.  It&#8217;s an H&#038;M.  I&#8217;ve only gone in once and I vowed never to return.<\/p>\n<p> \tAt the shop where I&#8217;d found one thing to buy, the clerk asked me if I want to be on their mailing list.  Oh, sure, why not.  I don&#8217;t get any junk mail or catalogs here.  So she asked my address.  Mine is 798&#8230; and I&#8217;ve been told that here you cannot say seven-nine-eight or seven-ninety eight.  It&#8217;s seven hundred ninety eight.  I find that just too hard to believe so I said \u0093seven-nine-eight.\u0094  (in French)  And that woman just stared at me like she had no idea what I&#8217;d just said.  I guess it is true.<\/p>\n<p>\tMy real quest was to find a pair of shoes that can substitute for my glaring white sneakers.  No luck.   I&#8217;d worn loafers there, to try to blend.  They hurt my feet and as soon as I got home I rushed to change into Keds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The prospect of spending the afternoon shopping, lavishing myself with the birthday gifts I was instructed to buy myself sounded lovely. The reality was, it wasn&#8217;t really so much fun. I went to the mall instead of going downtown&#8230; likely a mistake. The mall is so small that I&#8217;d circled the entire place within 20 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-336","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=336"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/336\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=336"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=336"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=336"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}