{"id":285,"date":"2007-08-23T02:33:24","date_gmt":"2007-08-23T07:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=285"},"modified":"2007-08-23T02:33:24","modified_gmt":"2007-08-23T07:33:24","slug":"sure-just-take-the-elevator-doh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"sure, just take the elevator. doh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\tThis morning we had heating fuel delivered.  Yes, it is August, but the heating fuel also powers the water heater, so it is rather vital year-round.  Plus it&#8217;s been darn tootin&#8217; cold for August.  The other day it was rainy and 11.5 degrees.   That is just shy of 53 degrees.   I&#8217;m not complaining, it is easier to put on a sweater than to sit in a puddle of sweat in an un-air conditioned house.  (yes, Bill bought two portable a\/c units but they don&#8217;t make the whole house cool and comfy)<\/p>\n<p>\tSo when the delivery man arrived, I showed him how he could access the fuel tank in the cave (basement) by removing some boards on the floor of the garage.  (which I didn&#8217;t realize the first time we had fuel delivered last fall.)  Then he asked, I think, if I have a ladder he could use to get down to the cave.  I told him he could just go inside and use our elevator.  I was trying to tell him he could use the stairs in the house.  Gads, I&#8217;m never going  go get the hang of this language!<\/p>\n<p>\tAt least it&#8217;s not as bad as the woman I heard about who was looking for buttermilk and asked the guy at the supermarket where she could find breast milk.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning we had heating fuel delivered. Yes, it is August, but the heating fuel also powers the water heater, so it is rather vital year-round. Plus it&#8217;s been darn tootin&#8217; cold for August. The other day it was rainy and 11.5 degrees. That is just shy of 53 degrees. I&#8217;m not complaining, it is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/285\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}