{"id":25,"date":"2006-10-19T19:00:00","date_gmt":"1970-01-01T04:59:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=25"},"modified":"2006-11-23T15:16:12","modified_gmt":"2006-11-23T20:16:12","slug":"offline-too-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"offline too long"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><font face=\"Palatino Linotype, serif\"><font size=\"4\">Not having the internet has gone from a minor annoyance to a real hassle.  It isn&#8217;t the thrill of being able to check what&#8217;s on the counter at Lands End each Saturday&#8230; or the chance to read up on world affairs&#8230; or to start my Christmas shopping before Halloween.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in\">\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in\"><font face=\"Palatino Linotype, serif\"><font size=\"4\">No, the real headache is how hard it makes it to communicate with people at home.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in\">\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in\"><font face=\"Palatino Linotype, serif\"><font size=\"4\">For instance, I cannot easily let people know that right now I am sitting by the window where there is a bird singing, the donkey across the street is munching on some grass (quietly), the leaves on the trees are turning into beautiful reds and golds&#8230; or that this morning I walked all the way down our little windy, steep street to see if I could even do it and if so how long it would take.  (yes and about 20 minutes down, 30 minutes back up)<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in\">\n<p style=\"margin-bottom: 0in\"><font face=\"Palatino Linotype, serif\"><font size=\"4\">I cannot share my frustration with Kaitlyn&#8217;s loss of her ability to poopy in the potty&#8230; she apparently forgot to pack it and it&#8217;s back home in the United States.  It isn&#8217;t so much that she is having trouble that is so very, very, VERY frustrating.  It is that she announces it so matter-of-factly.   \u0093Mommy, I poopied in my underwear.\u0094  The same way you&#8217;d say \u0093Mommy, I&#8217;d like to eat a banana.\u0094<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not having the internet has gone from a minor annoyance to a real hassle. It isn&#8217;t the thrill of being able to check what&#8217;s on the counter at Lands End each Saturday&#8230; or the chance to read up on world affairs&#8230; or to start my Christmas shopping before Halloween. No, the real headache is how [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}