{"id":226,"date":"2007-06-04T09:11:01","date_gmt":"2007-06-04T14:11:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=226"},"modified":"2007-06-04T09:11:01","modified_gmt":"2007-06-04T14:11:01","slug":"lets-make-it-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"Let’s Make it Work!"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ok, the repair man found the house. I guess practicing giving directions to the house was a good idea; I need to do that more often. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I led him downstairs to the cave and to the water heater. He was completely unphased by the pile of things around it, so I guess that made no difference. He actually used the stuff to stand on to reach the top of the heater. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Then he asked me if I had blah blah blah. He did speak slowly but I was still more lost than not. I swear he kept saying something about 80. But maybe he was saying 40 because he used the can of WD-40 we found in the garage. Then he asked if I have anything to clean my oven. Clean my oven? He obviously thinks I am good at that sort of thing. I showed him my meager stash of cleaning products and he took some window cleaner and de-greasing stuff for pots and pans. It was like playing Let’s Make a Deal<\/em>. I’ll fix your water heater if you have a green pen in your purse! Do you want to see what is behind porte numero deux? If I were a repair man, I’d carry those things with me. Of course, I’m a housewife and I don’t have oven cleaner.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 After some scrubbing, he shut the heater, washed his hands and said \u0093ok.\u0094 He told me he will order a new part that he can put on next time. Like we’re going to be seeing a lot of each other. Oh, goodie.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I guess now we just have to wait and see if it works. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Ok, the repair man found the house. I guess practicing giving directions to the house was a good idea; I need to do that more often. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I led him downstairs to the cave and to the water heater. He was completely unphased by the pile of things around […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}