{"id":202,"date":"2007-05-21T06:11:04","date_gmt":"2007-05-21T11:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=202"},"modified":"2007-05-21T06:11:04","modified_gmt":"2007-05-21T11:11:04","slug":"stupid-test","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/?p=202","title":{"rendered":"stupid test"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today a doctor came to Kaitlyn’s school to give the children exams. The form they sent home said the doctor would check eyesight, hearing, speech and I think posture or something like that.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So I filled out the form they sent home the best I could, copied her immunization records from the US and handed it all over to the teacher this morning.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 When I picked Kaitlyn up from school this afternoon, the teacher handed me an envelope. It contained the \u0093results\u0094 for the exam. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\tEyesight: fine<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

\tSpeech: parle anglais (so they skipped it)<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

\tHearing: some sort of problem. <\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 I cannot read the doctor’s handwriting (big surprise!) but here’s what I think it says: if you talk to Kaitlyn in a normal or loud voice even in French she understands. But if you whisper, she doesn’t. Well, no shit! If you whisper to me in French I don’t understand. I’m lucky to understand as much as she does if you speak French to me in a normal tone.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 The whole thing annoyed me.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n

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\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Then at dinner, Kaitlyn started crying and told us she can’t speak and that the doctor told her that. I don’t know if he did or if she overheard me telling Bill what it said, but not overhearing the part where I said how stupid the whole thing is. I must have whispered that part … in French.<\/font><\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Today a doctor came to Kaitlyn’s school to give the children exams. The form they sent home said the doctor would check eyesight, hearing, speech and I think posture or something like that. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 So I filled out the form they sent home the best I could, copied her immunization […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-202","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/kaitlyn-marsue.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}